Our favourite chef - Neil Jewell - recently appeared in Men's Health where he tackled the Holiest of Holy Guy Meals, the burger.

I've scanned in a copy of the article but I think that you should still pick up a copy of the magazine because, let's face it, my scanning abilities leave a lot to be desired. I think that I've finally come to terms with the fact that I will never been a Professional Scanner. It's a lot to deal with but I am sure you will all be relieved to hear that I'm handling the disappointment surprisingly well. Shoo. I can here that collective sigh of relief.